Spew Fest

My family is a family of spewers unfortunately. Of course, usually someone spews a drink only about once a month at the most now-a-days. But there was a time when we couldn't go a single meal without someone spewing.
You might say that it's all my dad's fault. He's the King of Corny Jokes. And some of his jokes, well, if you were drinking something, you were sure to spew. Unless you were mom, I think I've only seen her spew once.
Of course, every once in awhile, someone else besides dad would cause a spewin'. Even I, whose sense of humor is none at best, have caused some people to spew.
Well, those times were few, and now we rarely spew anymore, so if you are a guest at one of our dinners, you don't have to worry about milk flying towards your face.